I've been up all night trying to round off the infinite

I had forgotten about this video, charmingly weird, charmingly 80s.

The old man is doing bits from Steven Wright. Or else Steven Wright stole all of his material from this video. Somehow I doubt that.

In grad school, I very nearly came to blows at a party with a guy concerning the quality of the Pet Shop Boys music (and, perhaps, specifically the Please album?). Sarra restrained my uglier instincts. Probably for the best.

Probably.